11-23-2024, 11:56 AM
Last night I had a horrible orgasm. I wanted to share it with you all, lol. And ask you to describe your worst orgasm.
Mine:
-I had been waiting patiently for two days to download 250MB of a movie showing a fantastic girl making love. The download went extremely slow, but I knew this movie was worth it, so I even didn't masturbate for two days, promising myself to wait and enjoy it more.
-Finally, after two days, I comfortably install myself in front of my PC, dong in hand, and hit "play".
-What I see is indeed fantastic; after 15 minuntes, she gets in my favorite position (doggystyle), and I mimick the guy in the movie, who's taking her from behind.
-The guy was squatting, so I squat too, ferociously jerking off, my face glued to the monitor, sucking that twat.
-Right then, when I felt I was going to cvm and have one of my best solo-orgasms ever, my phone rings.
-In shock I fell over, against my PC table, dragging the entire monitor and the soundboxes along, while cumming all over the cables and the screen
-I felt pain and saw the mess - everything ruined
-I've never been this angry at myself... all this waiting, this squatting and then this disaster!!
I stood up, went out, had a beer, and pondered the meaning of life - staring into the dark blue night.
Mine:
-I had been waiting patiently for two days to download 250MB of a movie showing a fantastic girl making love. The download went extremely slow, but I knew this movie was worth it, so I even didn't masturbate for two days, promising myself to wait and enjoy it more.
-Finally, after two days, I comfortably install myself in front of my PC, dong in hand, and hit "play".
-What I see is indeed fantastic; after 15 minuntes, she gets in my favorite position (doggystyle), and I mimick the guy in the movie, who's taking her from behind.
-The guy was squatting, so I squat too, ferociously jerking off, my face glued to the monitor, sucking that twat.
-Right then, when I felt I was going to cvm and have one of my best solo-orgasms ever, my phone rings.
-In shock I fell over, against my PC table, dragging the entire monitor and the soundboxes along, while cumming all over the cables and the screen
-I felt pain and saw the mess - everything ruined
-I've never been this angry at myself... all this waiting, this squatting and then this disaster!!
I stood up, went out, had a beer, and pondered the meaning of life - staring into the dark blue night.