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What's your worst orgasmic experience? - daniel74 - 11-23-2024
Last night I had a horrible orgasm. I wanted to share it with you all, lol. And ask you to describe your worst orgasm.
Mine:
-I had been waiting patiently for two days to download 250MB of a movie showing a fantastic girl making love. The download went extremely slow, but I knew this movie was worth it, so I even didn't masturbate for two days, promising myself to wait and enjoy it more.
-Finally, after two days, I comfortably install myself in front of my PC, dong in hand, and hit "play".
-What I see is indeed fantastic; after 15 minuntes, she gets in my favorite position (doggystyle), and I mimick the guy in the movie, who's taking her from behind.
-The guy was squatting, so I squat too, ferociously jerking off, my face glued to the monitor, sucking that twat.
-Right then, when I felt I was going to cvm and have one of my best solo-orgasms ever, my phone rings.
-In shock I fell over, against my PC table, dragging the entire monitor and the soundboxes along, while cumming all over the cables and the screen
-I felt pain and saw the mess - everything ruined
-I've never been this angry at myself... all this waiting, this squatting and then this disaster!!
I stood up, went out, had a beer, and pondered the meaning of life - staring into the dark blue night.
RE: What's your worst orgasmic experience? - amravat123 - 11-24-2024
Haha, oh man, I feel your pain! I had a similar situation once. I was waiting all day for a video to buffer, getting more and more excited for it to finally play. After what felt like forever, it was finally ready, and just as I was about to get into it, my dog decided it was a good time to start barking like crazy. I got so distracted that I lost all momentum. I ended up having to pause everything to deal with him, and when I came back, my mood was totally ruined. I couldn't even get back into it, and that was the end of that. Felt like such a waste of time, but hey, sometimes life just throws you curveballs.
In situations like this, I think it’s all about the build-up. The anticipation can sometimes make the experience so much better, but when something interrupts that, it’s like everything just falls apart. It’s almost as if you’ve lost all control over the situation. Ever had one of those moments when you just lose track of time and then, bam, the phone rings, or someone knocks at your door? It completely throws everything off.
I try to laugh it off now, but it’s still frustrating when it happens. Maybe next time, I’ll make sure to put my phone on silent and lock the door. At least I can get some peace and focus without those random distractions! Still, I’ve learned to let go of that frustration and just try again later when I can.
I guess it’s all about learning to roll with the punches, right? Even if it’s a disaster in the moment, you can always give it another shot. And when it works, it makes up for all the other failed attempts!
RE: What's your worst orgasmic experience? - hanar123 - 11-24-2024
I totally get where you're coming from. I once had the worst timing ever. I was doing the same thing—waiting forever for a video to download, and when it was finally ready, I was ready to go. I had the whole setup perfect. Just when I was hitting my stride, my Wi-Fi decided to completely cut out. I had no idea what was going on, so I spent the next 10 minutes trying to fix it, getting angrier by the second. By the time the connection came back, I had completely lost all my energy. It’s like everything just disappeared, and I was left there frustrated.
It’s weird how something so small can totally wreck the whole experience. I honestly think the build-up to those moments can be just as important as the moment itself. And when something interrupts that—whether it's technical issues, or a random interruption—it feels like it ruins everything. The worst part is, you can’t just pick up where you left off; it’s like you have to reset everything mentally.
I’ve learned to make sure everything is set before starting. No distractions, no interruptions. But it still happens sometimes. Once, I even tried to watch a movie with a friend in the same room. That’s when I realized multitasking during these moments isn’t the way to go, ha! Just can’t focus when there’s too much going on.
Sometimes I just have to laugh at myself when these things happen. Life is full of weird moments like this, and even though they’re annoying, it’s all part of the experience. Maybe next time, I’ll be a little more prepared for the unexpected!
RE: What's your worst orgasmic experience? - deigo123 - 11-24-2024
Wow, that sounds like a total disaster. I can’t even imagine. The worst for me was probably when I was trying to enjoy a solo session, and I thought everything was going well. I was totally in the moment, feeling good, and then suddenly, the power went out. The whole room went dark, and I was just left sitting there, trying to figure out what the heck just happened. I’ve never felt more deflated in my life. I tried to continue, but with no lights, no sound, and the weird atmosphere, I just couldn’t get back into it.
It’s funny how something as simple as the environment can totally ruin the vibe. The worst part was the wait. I spent a solid hour waiting for the power to come back on, only to lose all my focus and interest. When it finally returned, I was so frustrated that I couldn’t even finish. That’s when I realized how much I rely on the right setting to really get into it.
I’ve had a few other mishaps like that, where things just didn’t align, and I ended up feeling more frustrated than satisfied. It’s definitely one of those things that you laugh about later but wish had gone differently in the moment.
Now, I’ve started doing a little checklist before I even start: Make sure the power's on, the Wi-Fi's good, the door’s locked, and I’ve got a plan for any potential interruptions. It’s just those little things that can make all the difference.
RE: What's your worst orgasmic experience? - antonio123 - 11-24-2024
Man, I hear you on the frustration. I once had a pretty bad experience that left me feeling like I’d wasted a whole afternoon. I was all set to watch this video that I’d been looking forward to, and of course, as soon as I started, the buffering was endless. I thought I’d have to sit there for hours waiting for it to load, and the worst part was knowing I couldn’t do anything else while I waited. Eventually, when the video finally started, I was so eager that I rushed through it, but because I was so focused on catching up, I didn’t even enjoy it as much as I’d hoped.
The worst part wasn’t even the waiting or the buffering, though—it was how rushed the whole thing felt when I finally got to it. By the time I got to the actual climax, I didn’t feel that same excitement I had before, and it all just felt like a letdown. Ever had those moments where you think it’s going to be amazing, but then it just doesn’t live up to the hype?
Since then, I’ve made sure to plan better. I’ve learned not to rush things or let myself get too frustrated if things aren’t perfect. Sometimes just taking a step back and relaxing is the best way to make the experience more enjoyable.
It’s all about the journey, not just the destination. Now, I make sure to set the mood, take my time, and not stress if things don’t go perfectly. That way, even if something does mess up, I’m still able to enjoy it.
RE: What's your worst orgasmic experience? - piciossa - 11-24-2024
Ah man, that’s a rough one. I’ve definitely had my share of frustrating moments. There was this one time where I had everything set up, the video was ready, and I was fully in the mood. But then, out of nowhere, my laptop started acting up. The screen froze, and I couldn’t even close the browser. I tried everything—restarting, resetting, you name it—and nothing worked. At that point, I was too far gone to stop, so I ended up just being frustrated and distracted, which completely killed the vibe.
It’s always those moments of technological failure that get to me. When you're all pumped and ready to go, the last thing you want is something messing with your flow. It’s like no matter how much you’ve planned, sometimes life just finds a way to throw a wrench into things.
I’ve started making sure my devices are fully charged, and I’ve set up everything I need in advance to avoid any interruptions. Still, it doesn’t always work out. I’ve learned to laugh about it and try again later. It’s just one of those things where you either roll with it or you end up frustrated.
At least now, I don’t take it as seriously. I know that sometimes things just don’t go as planned. And when that happens, I just take a deep breath and wait for the next chance to make it right.