Full service BKK style massage in Patty? Does it exist?

[aiden15632]

Hi guys,

Every time I come to Pattaya after a few days in Bangkok, I ask myself one thing that I still haven't been able to answer after all the visits: Where the hell are the BKK-style massage shops?

What I mean is: you go in, nice atmosphere, you're shown the "menu" with prices/services and the girls, you pick something and you know exactly what's going on. For me, a massage in Patty is always a gamble as to whether and to what extent corresponding "extras" are offered and at what price. How often do you hear "No, I don't smoke", "Boom-boom 1500 BHT", "Don't like", blah blah and then you have to negotiate the price on the bed. It's just a turn-off...

Devil's Den is a good fit in terms of price - but the prices aren't comparable and then it's no longer a massage. Soi 13 massages are, for me, partly a game of chance, the same goes for the massages in the streets around Soi Buakhao (some of which are really run down).

So, have I missed something or is it just not there?

Please don't suggest "just go to the double three" ;-)

Best regards

[shant234]

The best for me are the body massage shops.
There are several on the second road.
For example Sabai dee Body Massage between soi 1 and soi 2.
I had good to very good service there 3-4 times.
It's just a bit different to normal massage shops.
The price is higher... 2000 or 2400 Baht for 90 minutes depending on the lady

[daniel74]

Yes, you're right, I didn't mention body massage - but in my opinion the concept isn't comparable. I've never had to discuss BJ without a condom or coming in the mouth in BKK. In the car washes it's a matter of luck because it's not clear beforehand whether the lady will go along with it. You can't really agree on the program after you've nominated her and go to the checkout with her...

[hilululu]

Yes, I agree with you completely.
In the car washes it's always a matter of luck.
I was always lucky in the one mentioned...or at least not a total failure...although unfortunately I only got a BJ with a condom once, but otherwise it was pretty good. It
would be ideal if you could have a quick chat with the lady at the bar and discuss the service...but unfortunately that's not the case.

[johnson13]

Meeting with a lady before committing to services is a common practice in some massage parlors and establishments, especially those offering additional services. Here’s a breakdown of what to expect and how to handle the situation:

Meeting the Lady Before Service
Purpose:

Assessment: This allows you to gauge if the lady is someone you’d like to spend time with and if her services align with your needs.
Comfort: It provides an opportunity to discuss your preferences and expectations directly.
Procedure:

Introduction: You’ll typically have a brief conversation to discuss what services are available and any special requests you might have.
Discussion: This is also the time to ask any questions about the services, prices, and her approach to ensure there are no misunderstandings.
Charges and Policies
Lady Drink:

Definition: A "lady drink" is often a fee charged for the time spent talking with the lady. It can be seen as a token for her time and attention.
Cost: This fee can vary widely depending on the establishment. Some places may have a fixed rate, while others might be flexible or waive the fee altogether depending on the situation.
Policies:

Varies by Establishment: Different places have different policies regarding lady drinks and meeting fees. It’s important to clarify these details before you proceed.
Negotiation: In some cases, you might be able to negotiate or get more information about whether the fee is refundable or applicable towards a service.
Advice for a Smooth Experience
Ask Upfront: Before meeting the lady, ask about any charges associated with the meeting. This will help you avoid any unexpected costs.
Understand the Process: Clarify how the meeting process works, including any fees, and what to expect during the conversation.
Communicate Clearly: Make sure to communicate your expectations and ask any questions about the services offered. This will help in finding a good match and ensuring a satisfactory experience.
Respect Boundaries: Be respectful and professional during your meeting. Both parties should be comfortable and clear about what is expected.