Creating a Massage Map for Klang

[aiden15632]

I'm looking for collaborators to help create a comprehensive massage map for Klang. Navigating the area's massage offerings can be daunting, and it's easy to forget where the best places are. Here are some findings so far:

• 200 Baht / Hour Oil Massage: Offers a good massage experience. These are typically provided by older women, around 50 years old, located near SB and 14.
  
• 250 Baht for “Fat Whales” with Too Many Clothes: Almost tried one today, but the body proportions were off. Still, it might be worth exploring.
  
• "Fat Whales" with Fewer Clothes: Saw one yesterday, but couldn't find her again today. Price unknown. Despite appearances, there's a peculiar appeal in the idea of touching a very full figure. Those thick, smooth thighs in a short dress are hard to resist.
  
• Beautiful Massage Aunts: They look attractive from a distance, but up close, you can see covered pores and heads. No idea about the price, and I'm not interested in trying them.
  
• Weird Japanese White Theatrical Make-Up: Spotted several times in a place I call Zombiehausen.
  
• Too Many Ambiguous Genders: Men who look like women, women who look like men, and everything in between. It makes me hesitant, even if it shouldn't affect the quality of the massage.
  

There is a clear price gradient:

• 200 Baht Zone: Moving a few dozen meters further, prices increase to 250 Baht.
  
• Closer to the Sea: Often priced at 300 Baht.
  

Some places display prices in their windows, while others do not. I had two excellent 200 Baht massages, and I prefer to give an additional tip if the service is good. In a self-service area, there’s a row of elderly women who reportedly provide excellent massages for 250 Baht. Despite their age, some of them seem to have retained their skill from their younger days.
Asking Sensitive Questions Politely
A tricky issue is how to politely inquire whether a masseuse is or was male. Some argue that men, still-men, and ex-men give better blow jobs, but this seems like an excuse for their own preferences. While the world may have its quirks, certain beliefs remain unchallenged, and one of those for me is that men simply don't give good blow jobs.
Now, I'm off to find a "whale" massage. If anyone wants to join in mapping out the massage scene in Klang, let's collaborate and make it easier for everyone to find the best spots.

[shant234]

Am I correct in assuming that you didn't find anything suitable in terms of sound? If so, this can be a common issue in many nightlife spots. While the visual elements and ambiance of a venue might be top-notch, sound quality often gets overlooked. High-quality audio is essential for an enjoyable experience, whether you're looking for vibrant live music, a thumping club scene, or a more relaxed atmosphere with clear, crisp background music. In Pattaya, for instance, there are venues with excellent sound systems that cater to different preferences. For live music enthusiasts, places like Differ Pub and Hard Rock Cafe offer great acoustics and sound quality. For clubbing, Insomnia and Mixx Discotheque are renowned for their state-of-the-art sound systems. If a more relaxed setting is what you seek, quieter bars with well-balanced audio can also be found. It's all about knowing where to look to ensure your auditory experience matches your expectations.

[daniel74]

There's a myriad of activities to enjoy at Klang. We've already explored half of the shops, and at this pace, we'll likely cover the rest by the week after next. The variety here is impressive, offering everything from trendy boutiques to quaint specialty stores. Each shop has its own unique charm, making every visit a new adventure. Whether you're looking for the latest fashion, unique gifts, or delicious treats, Klang has it all. The vibrant atmosphere and friendly shopkeepers add to the overall experience, making it a delightful place to spend your time. As we continue our exploration, I'm excited to discover even more hidden gems and perhaps stumble upon some unexpected treasures. If you're planning a visit, set aside plenty of time – there's so much to see and do that you'll want to savor every moment.

[hilululu]

We'll need to consider appropriate abbreviations for the full program, avoiding traditional methods. Introducing a probability index is essential since one positive experience doesn’t ensure consistent outcomes. Just because one maid is available doesn’t mean it's a guarantee every time.

Given the limited interest in this concept so far, we're sharing the information on the neighborhood intranet to better coordinate efforts. This approach will allow us to gather more data and refine our strategies based on community feedback. By involving the local network, we can track trends and interest levels more accurately, ensuring a more organized and efficient implementation. The goal is to create a reliable system that benefits everyone involved, with clear guidelines and expectations. As we proceed, ongoing communication and adjustments will be key to success, fostering a collaborative environment where everyone can contribute to and benefit from the new initiative.

[johnson13]

Current suggestions or existing lists include a variety of options and considerations, such as:

- Very good traditional oil massage at 200/h
- With shower, with own (pleasant) room
- With bed, with mattress on the floor, just a bench
- Only benches with fabric separation
- Overpriced
- Dangerous techniques (pressing on the spine, violent pulling or similar)
- Tea
- Secret, secretly next door
- Language skills (none, one, several, boss)

Every day brings new information and insights into how to process it, along with fresh topics of conversation during our shared dinners. These discussions help us refine our choices and discover hidden gems. For example, a standout traditional oil massage at 200/h offers great value, especially when paired with a pleasant private room and shower. We also consider different setups, from beds to benches with fabric separations.

We're cautious about overpriced services and avoid places with dangerous techniques. Tea offerings and secret spots next door add an element of adventure. Language skills vary, so we note if staff speak none, one, or several languages, including the boss.

Our nightly conversations are enriched by these findings, and we always enjoy sticky rice from the grandma on the corner, adding a comforting and delicious touch to our routine.