03-31-2025, 03:06 AM
Yo, the confidence these guys have is honestly fascinating. Like, imagine having zero self-awareness but still believing that a one-line "let’s jerk off together" post is going to bring you anything but disappointment. It’s next-level delusion, man.
It’s like walking into a party, standing in the middle of the room, and just yelling, "WHO WANTS TO MASTURBATE WITH ME?" No one is going to look at you and think, "Damn, that’s hot. Let me get in on that." They’re going to avoid eye contact, slowly back away, and tell their friends about the weirdo they ran into. And yet, somehow, these guys think it works differently online.
The irony is that the internet is FULL of ways to actually meet people who are into the same things as you—if you’re not a total freak about it. There are platforms specifically for camming, sexting, whatever. But these dudes don’t even try to go where people might actually be interested. They just clog up normal conversations with their creepy requests and then get mad when they get ignored or laughed at.
At this point, I don’t even feel bad for them. They do it to themselves. If you’re too lazy or socially clueless to even try to engage with people like a normal human being, you deserve every awkward, dude-on-dude webcam mishap you stumble into.
It’s like walking into a party, standing in the middle of the room, and just yelling, "WHO WANTS TO MASTURBATE WITH ME?" No one is going to look at you and think, "Damn, that’s hot. Let me get in on that." They’re going to avoid eye contact, slowly back away, and tell their friends about the weirdo they ran into. And yet, somehow, these guys think it works differently online.
The irony is that the internet is FULL of ways to actually meet people who are into the same things as you—if you’re not a total freak about it. There are platforms specifically for camming, sexting, whatever. But these dudes don’t even try to go where people might actually be interested. They just clog up normal conversations with their creepy requests and then get mad when they get ignored or laughed at.
At this point, I don’t even feel bad for them. They do it to themselves. If you’re too lazy or socially clueless to even try to engage with people like a normal human being, you deserve every awkward, dude-on-dude webcam mishap you stumble into.