11-30-2024, 01:42 PM
On the eighth day of creation, G-d gathered Adam and Eve before Him and said, “I have given you this garden full of gifts for you to share. You have the fruits of the trees to feed your stomachs, the flowers’ bright colors to feed your eyes and their fragrant scent to feed your noses, and the songs of the birds to feed your years, and the kisses you give each other to feed your hunger for touch. And yet I have, in this sack, two more gifts to give you. But you may each only have one of them.”
Adam gets all excited. “Another present. Oh boy! What have You got? I want it!”
“Well,” says G-d, “I’ve got the ability to pee standing up...”
“Oh! Oh! I want that one,” Adam interrupts.
So G-d blesses him with the gift, and Adam runs off into the bushes to try it out.
“He’s soooo immature,” says Eve. “So what’s the other thing you’ve got in the sack?”
G-d reaches His Hand into the sack and says, “Multiple orgasm!”
Adam gets all excited. “Another present. Oh boy! What have You got? I want it!”
“Well,” says G-d, “I’ve got the ability to pee standing up...”
“Oh! Oh! I want that one,” Adam interrupts.
So G-d blesses him with the gift, and Adam runs off into the bushes to try it out.
“He’s soooo immature,” says Eve. “So what’s the other thing you’ve got in the sack?”
G-d reaches His Hand into the sack and says, “Multiple orgasm!”