07-26-2024, 01:56 PM
One night, my girlfriend received some unconventional advice from a friend: she claimed you can always tell if your boyfriend has been cheating if his private parts smell cleaner than usual. Naturally, I found this quite bizarre. The following night, after a hard evening of partying—which included a potentially questionable visit to the upstairs of a GoGo bar—I stumbled home and immediately passed out in bed.
The next morning seemed ordinary until my girlfriend hit me with an unexpected question: "Why does your dick smell so good?" Confused and groggy, I managed a perplexed, "I don't know, why?" She replied, "Your dick smells so clean, but you were out all day and all night. My friend says if a guy's dick smells good, it means he had a short time!"
Panic set in. Was this a trap? I scrambled for a plausible excuse. "Uh, it must have been the soap I used before going to the bathroom," I said, knowing how weak it sounded. Desperate to change the subject, I added, "Oh, and maybe my boxers smell good, too, so that could be it."
Reflecting on the moment, I realized how humorous and absurd the situation was. Yet, it also highlighted the lengths people go to ensure fidelity in relationships. Despite the awkwardness, it was a funny reminder of the peculiar ways trust and suspicion can play out. Maybe next time, I'll just be more mindful of the smells I bring home after a night out.
The next morning seemed ordinary until my girlfriend hit me with an unexpected question: "Why does your dick smell so good?" Confused and groggy, I managed a perplexed, "I don't know, why?" She replied, "Your dick smells so clean, but you were out all day and all night. My friend says if a guy's dick smells good, it means he had a short time!"
Panic set in. Was this a trap? I scrambled for a plausible excuse. "Uh, it must have been the soap I used before going to the bathroom," I said, knowing how weak it sounded. Desperate to change the subject, I added, "Oh, and maybe my boxers smell good, too, so that could be it."
Reflecting on the moment, I realized how humorous and absurd the situation was. Yet, it also highlighted the lengths people go to ensure fidelity in relationships. Despite the awkwardness, it was a funny reminder of the peculiar ways trust and suspicion can play out. Maybe next time, I'll just be more mindful of the smells I bring home after a night out.