Creating a Massage Map for Klang

[aiden15632]

I'm looking for collaborators to help create a comprehensive massage map for Klang. Navigating the area's massage offerings can be daunting, and it's easy to forget where the best places are. Here are some findings so far:

• 200 Baht / Hour Oil Massage: Offers a good massage experience. These are typically provided by older women, around 50 years old, located near SB and 14.
  
• 250 Baht for “Fat Whales” with Too Many Clothes: Almost tried one today, but the body proportions were off. Still, it might be worth exploring.
  
• "Fat Whales" with Fewer Clothes: Saw one yesterday, but couldn't find her again today. Price unknown. Despite appearances, there's a peculiar appeal in the idea of touching a very full figure. Those thick, smooth thighs in a short dress are hard to resist.
  
• Beautiful Massage Aunts: They look attractive from a distance, but up close, you can see covered pores and heads. No idea about the price, and I'm not interested in trying them.
  
• Weird Japanese White Theatrical Make-Up: Spotted several times in a place I call Zombiehausen.
  
• Too Many Ambiguous Genders: Men who look like women, women who look like men, and everything in between. It makes me hesitant, even if it shouldn't affect the quality of the massage.
  

There is a clear price gradient:

• 200 Baht Zone: Moving a few dozen meters further, prices increase to 250 Baht.
  
• Closer to the Sea: Often priced at 300 Baht.
  

Some places display prices in their windows, while others do not. I had two excellent 200 Baht massages, and I prefer to give an additional tip if the service is good. In a self-service area, there’s a row of elderly women who reportedly provide excellent massages for 250 Baht. Despite their age, some of them seem to have retained their skill from their younger days.
Asking Sensitive Questions Politely
A tricky issue is how to politely inquire whether a masseuse is or was male. Some argue that men, still-men, and ex-men give better blow jobs, but this seems like an excuse for their own preferences. While the world may have its quirks, certain beliefs remain unchallenged, and one of those for me is that men simply don't give good blow jobs.
Now, I'm off to find a "whale" massage. If anyone wants to join in mapping out the massage scene in Klang, let's collaborate and make it easier for everyone to find the best spots.