Only Guys like Webcam masturbation

[Babatunde]

What the fuck, you always see these guys posting things like, "Anyone up for webcam masturbation? YEA," and expect girls to come. And it’s always only creepy, weird guys who post that they're interested.


It’s honestly baffling how often this kind of thing pops up online. You scroll through forums, chat rooms, or social media, and there they are—random dudes just throwing out these desperate, cringe-worthy requests like it’s the most normal thing in the world. Do they actually think that women are just sitting around, waiting for an invitation from some faceless stranger to hop on a webcam and start masturbating for them? It’s laughable at best and downright disturbing at worst.


The weirdest part is how confident they seem about it. Like, do they seriously believe that dropping a one-liner like that is going to attract anyone other than other equally creepy guys? There’s no charm, no effort, no basic understanding of human interaction—just straight-up desperation. And the ones who do respond? Yeah, it’s never the fantasy they’re hoping for. Instead of getting some sexy, mysterious stranger, they just end up in a bizarre loop of dudes trying to out-creep each other.


What makes it even worse is that they keep doing it, even though it never works. It’s like they think, "Maybe if I post the exact same thing again, this time, a gorgeous woman will magically appear, eager to fulfill my every fantasy!" Spoiler alert: That’s never going to happen. Instead, all they do is make themselves look more pathetic, clogging up online spaces with their awkward, tone-deaf attempts at getting off.


It’s not just about being weird—it’s about basic social awareness. Most people online are just looking to chat, share interests, or have normal interactions, not stumble across yet another "anyone up for webcam fun?" post from a dude who clearly hasn’t figured out that this approach has a 0% success rate. Maybe if they spent half as much effort trying to actually connect with people rather than just begging for sexual attention, they wouldn’t be in this position in the first place.


At the end of the day, this kind of behavior just makes online spaces feel more uncomfortable for everyone, especially women who are constantly bombarded with this nonsense. If these guys ever want a real chance at interacting with someone in a meaningful way, they might want to start by not acting like total creeps. Just a thought.

[hanar123]

Man, I swear this is the kind of thing that makes online spaces unbearable sometimes. You hit the nail on the head—these guys post the same desperate crap over and over like it’s some kind of magical incantation that will suddenly summon a hot woman into their DMs. It’s like they don’t even stop to think, "Hey, maybe this isn’t working?" Instead, they double down and keep embarrassing themselves.

What’s even funnier is that when you call them out on it, they get defensive, like they’re the ones being unfairly treated. I’ve seen dudes argue that they’re just "putting it out there" in case a woman is interested, as if women are just waiting in the shadows, eager to jump into some random dude’s webcam session. Spoiler alert: They’re not.

If you actually want to meet someone online, you have to put in effort. Talk to people, have actual conversations, be interesting. You can’t just expect to cut straight to the weird pervy stuff and get anything but other weird pervy dudes in response. But nah, these guys don’t want to hear that because it requires work. They’d rather keep spamming their low-effort "anyone wanna cam?" posts like they’re fishing with rotten bait.

The worst part? They make the whole internet feel grosser. Forums, chat rooms, even social media—it all starts to feel like a sleazy back alley thanks to these guys. Then they wonder why women don’t stick around. Maybe stop acting like a creep, and the vibe will actually improve for everyone.

[amravat123]

Yo, the confidence these guys have is honestly fascinating. Like, imagine having zero self-awareness but still believing that a one-line "let’s jerk off together" post is going to bring you anything but disappointment. It’s next-level delusion, man.

It’s like walking into a party, standing in the middle of the room, and just yelling, "WHO WANTS TO MASTURBATE WITH ME?" No one is going to look at you and think, "Damn, that’s hot. Let me get in on that." They’re going to avoid eye contact, slowly back away, and tell their friends about the weirdo they ran into. And yet, somehow, these guys think it works differently online.

The irony is that the internet is FULL of ways to actually meet people who are into the same things as you—if you’re not a total freak about it. There are platforms specifically for camming, sexting, whatever. But these dudes don’t even try to go where people might actually be interested. They just clog up normal conversations with their creepy requests and then get mad when they get ignored or laughed at.

At this point, I don’t even feel bad for them. They do it to themselves. If you’re too lazy or socially clueless to even try to engage with people like a normal human being, you deserve every awkward, dude-on-dude webcam mishap you stumble into.

[antonio123]

I think the funniest part of all this is that these dudes actually think they’re being subtle or sexy when they post this stuff. Like, bro, you’re not James Bond dropping a smooth one-liner. You sound like a desperate teenager who just discovered the internet.

The other wild thing is that they never seem to learn. Like, if you tried this once, got zero responses (or worse, only got other dudes hitting you up), why would you try it again? And again? And again? It’s like watching a dude repeatedly walk into a glass door, convinced that this time he’ll make it through.

And yeah, sure, technically there are probably some women out there who enjoy camming with strangers—but those women aren’t scrolling through random forums looking for dudes begging for it. If they were interested, they’d be on an actual cam site where guys pay for their time. But these dudes don’t want to put in the effort or spend money, so they just keep tossing out their pathetic little bait, hoping for a miracle.

It’s honestly just secondhand embarrassment at this point. If you want to actually attract someone, try not acting like a desperate creep. It’s not that hard

[piciossa]

I think part of the problem is that some guys are just completely disconnected from reality. Like, they really believe that because they want something, it should just magically happen. They don’t think about what the other person wants or how attraction actually works.

It’s why you see the same dudes making these posts over and over, convinced that the world is just unfairly ignoring their totally reasonable request for a cam session. Meanwhile, any woman who does see it is probably rolling her eyes so hard she pulls a muscle. If these guys spent even five minutes considering how their behavior looks from the other side, they’d die of embarrassment.

And the thing is, if they were just a little more chill and knew how to actually talk to people, they might actually get somewhere. Like, be normal, be interesting, have a little charm. But nah, that takes effort, and these dudes just want a shortcut straight to the action. Too bad that shortcut only leads to other weird dudes doing the exact same thing.

At some point, you just have to laugh. It’s like watching a bad reality show—cringeworthy but oddly entertaining

[deigo123]

I’ve actually seen some of these threads devolve into straight-up comedy. A guy will post "Anyone up for webcam fun?" and within minutes, it’s just a flood of dudes responding, hoping someone is a woman. It’s like a sad, desperate game of digital chicken where no one wins.

And the responses these guys give when they realize it’s all dudes? Priceless. Half of them pretend to be disgusted, like they weren’t the ones making a vague, open invitation in the first place. The other half just awkwardly log off, probably to try the exact same thing somewhere else.

The funniest part is that they don’t even try to be creative. If you’re gonna be a creep, at least put some effort into it. But nah, it’s always the same bland, lazy approach. No wonder it never works.

At this point, I think these guys just need to accept reality. Women aren’t flocking to your sad little forum posts begging to watch you jerk off. Maybe pick up a hobby, hit the gym, or, I don’t know, learn how to have a normal conversation first. It might do wonders.