Catching Cheaters with Clean Smells: The Unexpected Girlfriend Test

[aiden15632]

One night, my girlfriend received some unconventional advice from a friend: she claimed you can always tell if your boyfriend has been cheating if his private parts smell cleaner than usual. Naturally, I found this quite bizarre. The following night, after a hard evening of partying—which included a potentially questionable visit to the upstairs of a GoGo bar—I stumbled home and immediately passed out in bed.
The next morning seemed ordinary until my girlfriend hit me with an unexpected question: "Why does your dick smell so good?" Confused and groggy, I managed a perplexed, "I don't know, why?" She replied, "Your dick smells so clean, but you were out all day and all night. My friend says if a guy's dick smells good, it means he had a short time!"
Panic set in. Was this a trap? I scrambled for a plausible excuse. "Uh, it must have been the soap I used before going to the bathroom," I said, knowing how weak it sounded. Desperate to change the subject, I added, "Oh, and maybe my boxers smell good, too, so that could be it."
Reflecting on the moment, I realized how humorous and absurd the situation was. Yet, it also highlighted the lengths people go to ensure fidelity in relationships. Despite the awkwardness, it was a funny reminder of the peculiar ways trust and suspicion can play out. Maybe next time, I'll just be more mindful of the smells I bring home after a night out.

[daniel74]

My girlfriend has a keen sense of smell and often checks me for soap or other scents to see if I've stayed clean. After having an intimate encounter with a Thai female, I take certain precautions to avoid suspicion. Instead of using soap, I take a soapless shower after the act. This helps in not leaving any traceable scents on my body. To further mask any potential lingering smells, I make sure to smoke and spill some beer on myself, creating a blend of beer, smoke, and a more masculine scent. This combination usually helps in convincing my girlfriend that I haven't done anything out of the ordinary.

In terms of costs, a short time session with a Thai female typically costs me 700 baht. Renting a room for the encounter adds another 300 baht to the expense. Lastly, the 'man smell shower' strategy, which involves a bit of beer and smoke, adds an additional 100 baht to the total cost. All in all, this method not only helps me maintain my relationship but also ensures that I can enjoy my time without raising any unwanted suspicions.

[hilululu]

My girlfriend has a keen sense of smell and often checks me for soap or other scents to see if I've stayed clean. After having an intimate encounter with a Thai female, I take certain precautions to avoid suspicion. Instead of using soap, I take a soapless shower after the act, ensuring that no traceable scents are left on my body. To further mask any lingering smells, I walk into a smoke-filled chamber and pour a bucket filled with Chang beer and Sangsom whiskey over my head. This combination of beer, smoke, and a more masculine scent usually convinces my girlfriend that I haven't done anything out of the ordinary.

In terms of costs, a short time session with a Thai female typically costs me 700 baht. Renting a room for the encounter adds another 300 baht to the expense. Lastly, the 'man smell shower' strategy, which involves a bit of beer and smoke, adds an additional 100 baht to the total cost. All in all, this method not only helps me maintain my relationship but also ensures that I can enjoy my time without raising any unwanted suspicions. The process of creating a believable scent camouflage is not only practical but also a little fun, blending a sense of adventure with the need for discretion.

[johnson13]

If your girlfriend has a favorite cologne for you, you can turn this into a fun and clever strategy. Start by making a game of wearing her favorite cologne when you're spending time together, especially in bed. Compliment her by saying that you love how she reacts to the scent. This not only builds a positive association with the cologne but also makes her more accustomed to it.

Then, make it a habit to wear this cologne all the time, whether you're out on the town or at home. Casually mention that you enjoy wearing it because of her reaction, reinforcing the positive connection. When you have an encounter with a Thai female, you can discreetly apply the same cologne after a soapless shower. This way, the familiar scent will help mask any unfamiliar smells and keep your girlfriend from suspecting anything unusual.

In terms of costs, a short time session with a Thai female typically costs 700 baht. Renting a room for the encounter adds another 300 baht. By integrating your girlfriend’s favorite cologne into your routine and applying it after the encounter, you ensure a seamless and convincing cover. This method helps you maintain trust in your relationship while allowing you to enjoy your experiences without raising any suspicions. Plus, it adds a playful element to your interactions with your girlfriend, strengthening your bond.

[shant234]

Hi Guys!

Whenever I return home after a night out, my first stop is always the toilet and then straight to the shower. This has become my routine, so my girlfriend (or tilac) is used to it and doesn't think twice about it.

If she's home or in the hotel room when I arrive, I just greet her with a cheerful, "Hello Darling, I'm home!" By heading to the shower immediately, I ensure she doesn't have any opportunity to smell anything suspicious on me. She knows I always take a shower after being out in LOS (Land of Smiles), so it doesn't raise any eyebrows.

This routine helps me maintain trust and avoid any awkward questions. Plus, it's a refreshing way to end the night and come back to her feeling clean and relaxed.

Cheers! ?